1 00:00:10,870 --> 00:00:12,650 Why don't I get a fucking letter? 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:16,180 You're spending a fair amount of time in my house with my son, 3 00:00:16,820 --> 00:00:18,140 and I don't care for it. 4 00:00:18,220 --> 00:00:20,320 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 5 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:30,960 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:39,910 Are you serious? 7 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:41,230 What? 8 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:43,250 - Take it off. - No. What's wrong with it? 9 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,160 What's wrong with it? It's a turtleneck. 10 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,610 Well, all my ties are in Spain, 11 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:48,480 and if I wear a jacket and a shirt without a tie, 12 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,800 I just look like Ahmadinejad. 13 00:00:49,930 --> 00:00:51,500 - He's handsome. - No, he isn't. 14 00:00:51,590 --> 00:00:53,650 Where'd you even find a turtleneck, anyway? 15 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:54,790 It's one of Dad's. 16 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:56,040 So bury it with him. 17 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:02,360 Anybody need to empty the tank before we go? 18 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:10,600 Hey. 19 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,760 Hey! 20 00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,480 Can you bend your knees or something? 21 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,280 - Huh? - Just try and stoop down a little. 22 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,230 - It's just hard to-- - Sure. Yeah. 23 00:01:21,960 --> 00:01:23,160 You look lovely. 24 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,400 Should wear black more often. 25 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:27,350 I wear it a lot now, but thanks. 26 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,850 You look like a motorcycle assassin. 27 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:35,450 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 28 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,050 Sorry. 29 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,630 Ah, no. No. 30 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,010 Okay. That's enough now. 31 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,400 Now is the hard time, 32 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,880 but it's supposed to be hard. 33 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,990 When I lost Chris, I thought I would never-- 34 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,030 Point is, it gets easier. 35 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,000 I'm here for you. 36 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,330 - How you holdin' up? - What do you mean by that? 37 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,840 I mean, is my friend Rob okay? 38 00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:20,400 Yeah, I'm okay, 39 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:23,170 'cause the situation dictates that I be okay. 40 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:26,740 My wife just lost her father, and I'm rising to the challenge 41 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:29,850 'cause I'm not a fuckin' wino who lives under a bridge 42 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,040 like you think I am. 43 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,850 Are you sure, because the Metropolitan police reported 44 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,480 a Bigfoot type shoveling McNuggets into his gob 45 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,030 under the Vauxhall bypass. 46 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,260 Okay. 47 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,210 Room for one more? 48 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,360 Oh, uh, Mia, I think your car is, uh-- 49 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,370 - There's a space. - Yeah, but Rob is gonna-- 50 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:49,770 - Oh. - Well, I think Rob's-- 51 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,440 I, um-- I'm just gonna go, uh-- 52 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,120 I-- I forgot my wreath. I'm just-- 53 00:03:01,550 --> 00:03:03,360 That guy, farmer face, 54 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:04,560 you know, the one with the... 55 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,480 rosacea cauliflower nose. 56 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,280 - Frank. - Whatever. 57 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,120 You need to know that that display 58 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,430 had nothing to do with Des, 59 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:16,690 and everything to do with getting into your pants. 60 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:19,200 You've still got it. 61 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,640 It was really nice of you guys to come over. 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,260 Oh, well, we were in the neighborhood, so-- 63 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,340 How you feelin'? 64 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:27,440 Yeah, good. 65 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,920 Well, obviously, I'm-- I'm not good, 66 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,520 I'm fuckin' terrible. Yeah. 67 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,270 My dad's dead but there's just been too much going on 68 00:03:33,350 --> 00:03:36,680 to be-- I do think it's weird that I'm not feeling sad yet. 69 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:38,120 Is it? I mean, it's just-- 70 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,400 It's a lot of, you know, organizing the funeral, 71 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,830 and Mum, and keeping an eye on Mum and-- 72 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:44,760 Just gettin' the sandwiches. 73 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,440 Oh, I took care of the sandwiches. 74 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,040 Oh. Great. 75 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:52,400 Oh. Sorry. 76 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,610 - It's just-- - No, it's-- it's okay. 77 00:03:53,670 --> 00:03:55,010 I'm glad someone's crying. 78 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,720 It's just funerals. 79 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,990 They bring everything up to the surface, you know. 80 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:03,000 Sorry. 81 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:06,600 Douglas dumped me just out of the blue. 82 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:08,240 He just evaporated. 83 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,080 I looked it up. It's called ghosting. 84 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,160 It started in California. 85 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,200 - It's when-- - Yeah, I know what it is. 86 00:04:15,270 --> 00:04:16,410 I know what it is. 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:20,440 Oh, it just seems like everything is terrible for everyone right now. 88 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,400 Thought a few more of your exes might show their faces today. 89 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,280 Connor Verne, at least. 90 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,120 He was almost part of the family once. 91 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,450 - No, he wasn't. - May he rest in peace. 92 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,330 What? Connor Verne's dead? 93 00:04:40,590 --> 00:04:41,720 That's terrible. 94 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,160 He fingered me the night before my leaving certificate. 95 00:04:44,390 --> 00:04:46,200 Then told everyone that was why I passed. 96 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:48,360 He knew what he was doing, though, 97 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,880 for such a young lad. 98 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,320 - How'd he die? - Uh, I-- I don't know. 99 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,880 I mean, if I was to guess I'd say heart disease. 100 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:56,480 Or finger cancer. 101 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:00,210 - Hey. - Hey, can you talk? 102 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,600 Uh, actually, I'm in the middle of a-- 103 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:03,760 So, listen, I think I might have made a mistake. 104 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:08,230 Um, I offered Catherine money not to have the baby. 105 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,320 Oh, Jesus. 106 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:10,600 I want the baby to be happy, 107 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,690 so I thought the best way to do that 108 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,510 would be for it to not be born. 109 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:16,760 Wow. What'd she say to that? 110 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,520 She said get out of my Range Rover. 111 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,670 Yeah, well, you know how women don't want men 112 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:22,640 telling them they can't have an abortion? 113 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,180 I don't think they like you to encourage them to have one, either. 114 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,510 Yeah. Pretty sure I've done the wrong thing. 115 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:28,820 All right, well, listen, I gotta go. 116 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:30,960 I'm at-- I'm at Sharon's dad's funeral. 117 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,080 What? 118 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,130 Oh, my God, that's so sad. 119 00:05:34,190 --> 00:05:35,660 I'm so sorry. Um-- 120 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:37,940 Could you give me the address so I can send 121 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:39,800 a Edible Arrangement or something? 122 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,510 I don't know the address, it's Ireland. 123 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,960 Houses don't have numbers. 124 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:45,980 It's the one by the limestone jutting out of the bog. 125 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,100 I don't know, fuckin' Dingleberry Lane. 126 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,310 - Hey. Who was that? - Uh, sorry. Dave. 127 00:05:51,380 --> 00:05:52,860 He sends his love. 128 00:05:53,630 --> 00:05:55,260 Fuck's sake. 129 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,720 God love him. 130 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,640 And no disrespect to your mother. 131 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,060 We have to get that woman away from Mum. 132 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:05,360 She's too weak to help herself. 133 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,180 Ah. So... 134 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,510 this is where it all began. 135 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:15,400 - What? - Riverdance. 136 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,960 It was a lovely song your cousin sang. 137 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,040 Yeah. I mean, it went on a bit, but, yeah. 138 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,520 Do you think he wrote it special? 139 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,620 I think Tracey Chapman wrote it special, 140 00:06:24,710 --> 00:06:25,990 but it was lovely nonetheless. 141 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,640 Do you want to go in? I'll bring you in. 142 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,240 - I'll take her in. - I'm right behind you. 143 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,630 Save me a seat. 144 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,610 Honey, I know it's a busy day, 145 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:36,820 but if things settle down a bit later, 146 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,900 could you maybe run me out to a shop 147 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:42,470 to get a couple of those nice Irish wool sweaters they have here? 148 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:45,250 You know, the big, thick fisherman ones. 149 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,480 You know the ones I mean? 150 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,630 My dad's dead. 151 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,210 Why am I not more upset? 152 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,060 You are upset. 153 00:06:59,130 --> 00:07:00,270 Not enough. 154 00:07:00,780 --> 00:07:02,840 When you found out that kid you went to summer camp with died, 155 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,000 you barely got out of bed. 156 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,900 I had to slap you around. 157 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:07,850 This is my dad. 158 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,990 This isn't some kid you showed your dick to once. 159 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:13,950 - I spent my summers with him. - Yeah, two summers. 160 00:07:14,340 --> 00:07:16,040 You cried until you threw up. 161 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:17,750 Is that what you're supposed to do? 162 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,660 What's wrong with me? 163 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:21,750 I know I can cry. 164 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,280 I cried last week in the bank when that woman told me my bag was messy. 165 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:28,340 Look, our emotions are weird, okay? 166 00:07:28,670 --> 00:07:29,960 That's why they're emotions. 167 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:32,270 You know, there's no playbook on how to grieve. 168 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,560 I want to be sadder. 169 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:37,530 He fuckin' died 20 minutes ago. 170 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 Don't be sad that you're not sad now. 171 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,380 You're gonna unfold. 172 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,720 You're gonna spend time on the floor. 173 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,920 - Do you promise? - I promise. 174 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,480 Last thought I had about him was that he was a bad dad. 175 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,850 And he wasn't. 176 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:00,320 He was a great, complicated, grumpy, 177 00:08:00,830 --> 00:08:02,570 pain in the hole great dad, 178 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:04,410 and-- 179 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:06,500 If I could have just had one weekend with him. 180 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:09,020 You know, I think we could have sorted a lot of our shit out. 181 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,680 Fuck it, not even a weekend. 182 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:13,360 An afternoon or a lunch with no kids around. 183 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,790 I wasn't done with him. 184 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,080 That's not a boner, is it? 185 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,470 I'm so sorry. 186 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:35,040 Fuck's sake. 187 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:37,640 Bye-bye, Mallandra. Bye, girls. 188 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,040 Bye-bye, sweetheart. 189 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,600 - Take care of yourself. - You, too. 190 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,760 I'm gonna take the fastest pee in the world, 191 00:08:47,830 --> 00:08:49,220 - and I'll be right back. - Okay. 192 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,260 Shall we tell her to go? I'll just tell her to go. 193 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:55,140 - What do you mean? - Well, if you don't want her here, 194 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,380 we just have to tell her to go. 195 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,640 Why? She makes me laugh. 196 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,600 And she does the dishes after every meal. 197 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:02,740 If she wants to be here, then I want her here. 198 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,630 Oh. Oh, okay. I wasn't-- 199 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,340 I'm not ready to be on my own. 200 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:12,080 - Bye. - Take care. 201 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,010 Here. 202 00:09:17,420 --> 00:09:18,920 Don't open it now. 203 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:22,350 Okay. Is it a check for 8,000 pounds? 204 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:24,050 - Asshole. - Prick. 205 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:30,000 Have fun in España. 206 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,480 Bye. 207 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:38,730 Bye. 208 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:42,460 What the fuck is going on? 209 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,100 It's sweet. 210 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:48,000 Wait. What if they fall in love and get married? 211 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,800 Does that mean we'd be brother and sister? 212 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,060 - Are you okay with that? - I suppose. 213 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,820 Don't think I'm ever gonna have sex again, anyway. 214 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,160 Seems like a silly thing to be all-- 215 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,520 You know, after everything. 216 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,480 Well, that's a pretty big decision. 217 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,690 You might want to check with your brother first. 218 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,180 Hey. 219 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:37,440 - You okay? - Yeah, just, um-- 220 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,100 Well, are-- are you okay? 221 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,280 Yeah. 222 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,560 I'm just lying in the back of Melissa's car. 223 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:45,560 It's a bit smelly. 224 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,000 It's not as smelly as our car, 225 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:50,290 but it smells like lemongrass and burger meat. 226 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,690 It's not a bad smell, I just-- 227 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,750 I just wonder if she cooks in here or something. 228 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,090 Why are you in Melissa's car? 229 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:57,710 Oh, I just can't handle being around anyone right now. 230 00:10:57,780 --> 00:10:58,810 It's all right. I had a free period. 231 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,710 I didn't run out of the classroom screaming. 232 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:02,880 You okay? Why'd you call? 233 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,250 I just wanted to say hi. 234 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,300 Do you want to watch some "Better Call Sauls" tonight, 235 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:08,730 and I'll brush your hair? 236 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,610 - Sure. - Okay. 237 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,730 - Bye. - Bye. 238 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,720 All right. All right! 239 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,240 Just clearing some shit out of my house. 240 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,180 Have a nice day. 241 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,890 And correct me if I'm wrong, 242 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,080 you are a 48 year old man. 243 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,520 Well, do you think that it's adult behavior to, uh-- 244 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:44,960 Maybe I've lost my mind, but it seemed to me 245 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,310 that we were in a relationship. 246 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,950 No, you're right about all those things. 247 00:11:49,010 --> 00:11:52,400 Um, I am 48, well, I will be for a few more weeks, 248 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,080 and we were in a relationship. 249 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,600 So what happened, then? 250 00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,260 We had something. 251 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:03,880 And the sex was-- All of it was-- 252 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:07,960 I have never enjoyed blowjobs 253 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,240 like I did with you. 254 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,840 Before you, it was always, you know, 255 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,880 just a bit more of an obligation. 256 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,280 But I loved it with you. 257 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,450 The chemistry of us was just-- 258 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,230 It just felt right. 259 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:26,880 In my mouth. 260 00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,000 Oh, Fran, I don't know. 261 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,400 Your son doesn't like me, I'm not mad about him. 262 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,480 - I don't like your husband. - He's my ex husband. 263 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,130 Are you sure about that? You don't know about the little visit he paid me? 264 00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:40,060 Quite the menacing little twat. 265 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,280 Anyway, it worked. I'm out. 266 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,440 - He what? - And if it's the sex you miss, 267 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,020 go and have sex with someone else. 268 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:47,990 I don't have a black belt in it. 269 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,960 I didn't invent getting my dick sucked. 270 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,440 Oh, I tried to call, but I dropped my phone in Carol's sink, 271 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,760 and now all it'll do is camera and Angry Birds. 272 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,350 Could you take me to Car Phone Warehouse later? 273 00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,640 - Yeah. - I gotta zip and use the bathroom. 274 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,530 I thought you were staying with Carol. 275 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,460 Oh, I had to get out of there. 276 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,040 It's too cold. 277 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,840 I mean, cut up some peat and throw it on a fire. 278 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,680 I wouldn't be surprised if Des froze to death. 279 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,800 I had to wear three coats. 280 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,720 I looked like Nanook of the north. 281 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,360 Anyway, I feel like I gave it the good old college try. 282 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,660 You know? I set her on a good path, I think. 283 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:37,440 Carol is not gonna be alone for that long. 284 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,480 Have you seen her ass? 285 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,750 I mean, for a woman her age. 286 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,790 How did Sharon get such a bony ass? 287 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:55,050 Fran. 288 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,150 Oh! 289 00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:59,010 Jesus! 290 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:00,730 Christ! 291 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,200 Just what the hell are you doing? 292 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,040 Hey! 293 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,760 Your mother is a prick tease. 294 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,150 Okay. 295 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,070 She gets my mother all juiced up for company, 296 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,730 and then she just up and splits. 297 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,320 Are you sure your mom's upset? Did you ask her? 298 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,080 My mom's not gonna tell me if she's upset. She's a martyr. 299 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,360 If she tells you she's not upset, she's definitely upset. 300 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:23,620 She tells you she's grand, then you know she's fine. 301 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,950 Do you want me to tell my mom to go back there? 302 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,760 Well, that would be bizarre. 303 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:32,080 No, I don't. I just want you to know that I don't like what she did. 304 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,680 Oh. Okay. 305 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,280 And what's with all the whistling now? 306 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,960 When did she become a whistler? 307 00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:38,480 Do you want me to tell her to stop whistling? 308 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,560 I wouldn't even mind if she was whistling something decent. 309 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,820 You know? It's just fuckin'-- 310 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,220 I don't want to hear that shit. 311 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:46,510 I mean, practice and then come and whistle me something decent. 312 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,200 You know? Bring me the finished product. 313 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,880 You think someone that old would have a hard time 314 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,280 thinking of new ways for you to hate them. 315 00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:57,210 - How long is she staying? - I don't know. 316 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,300 She was buying stuff online earlier 317 00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:00,840 to be delivered to our house. 318 00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,640 That doesn't feel like a short visit. 319 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,960 I wouldn't worry about that. 320 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,370 If she's drawing breath, 321 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:07,160 she's ordering stuff online. 322 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,080 For her, it's not about receiving the stuff, 323 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,410 it's just about... 324 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,600 hittin' that order button and gettin' the buzz. 325 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,940 Like a junkie. 326 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,810 Oh. Thank you. 327 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,030 For what? 328 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,370 Just for lettin' me lay into your mother. 329 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:25,200 I like a lot of things about you, 330 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,280 but that is up there, like that is near the top. 331 00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:32,020 Hm. Well, I mean, the things I hate about her are set in stone. 332 00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:33,920 You know, so what you say I listen to, 333 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,200 but that's never gonna be as bad as what I know about her. 334 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,840 Well, thank you anyway. 335 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,910 We're okay, aren't we? 336 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,650 Yeah. What do you mean? 337 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,220 I don't know, it's just-- 338 00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,480 It's been a tough year so far, 339 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,460 and you were so great about the, you know, 340 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,610 all the shit with me and that-- 341 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,160 - And, you know. - Yeah. 342 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,680 And you going back to Braeband. 343 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,360 I know you hate it there but you're doing it for us. 344 00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:04,830 I just-- 345 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,650 I just think you're a really good person. 346 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:10,760 - No, I'm not. - Yeah, you are. 347 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,640 You're a good husband, and a good dad, 348 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,260 and for a little while, after you shower, 349 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:19,030 you even smell good. 350 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,300 I love you. 351 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:41,560 Oh. Did you have a nightmare? 352 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,280 What's the matter, honey? 353 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,380 Um... 354 00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:49,760 a few months ago, I started drinking again. 355 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,790 Nothing terrible has happened, 356 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,760 but I feel like shit. 357 00:16:59,590 --> 00:17:00,940 I need help, 358 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,099 and I wanted to tell Sharon, 359 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,720 but then Des died, so I couldn't, 360 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:11,440 and I know it would be a really bad thing to drink right now, 361 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,290 but I want to. 362 00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:15,520 A lot. 363 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,970 Fucking drinking again? You can't drink. 364 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,200 I know. I-- 365 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,000 - Jesus, Mom, can you not-- - No. You don't know. 366 00:17:26,530 --> 00:17:29,100 You never could drink. Why is it gonna be any different now? 367 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,830 You're just like your father. 368 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,480 What the fuck does that have to do with it? 369 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:37,000 You know how my jaw always clicks? 370 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,330 You know, when I eat steak? 371 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,520 It's 'cause your father broke it. 372 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,600 That's why I kicked him out. 373 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,460 Jesus. Mom, why didn't you tell me? 374 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,540 Why would my little boy need to know 375 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:52,440 that his daddy got drunk and punched his mommy in the head? 376 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,370 You put a plug in the jug, mister, 377 00:17:56,790 --> 00:18:00,060 because if you ever hit Sharon, 378 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,950 I'll fucking kill you. 379 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,700 I'm not gonna hit her. 380 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,130 Oh, please. 381 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,630 Your being drunk and her being as annoying as she is, 382 00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:12,640 you're gonna hit her. 383 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,400 - Hey, what's up? - Oh, nothin', 384 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,080 just checkin' in, see how you're coping. 385 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,480 Really? 386 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,200 Well, I'm totally fuckin' fine. 387 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,140 Turns out losing your dad isn't hard at all. 388 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,400 Would you like to talk about it 389 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,230 - over a drink? - Not really. 390 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,770 I can make it easy for you. 391 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:37,860 Meet you at your local? I'm here now, as it goes. 392 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,080 Well, look, Rob's out, 393 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,400 and I feel bad leaving Mia on her own, 394 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,160 so do you want to do it another time? 395 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,840 - Okay. - I'll talk to you. 396 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,150 Bye. 397 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,430 Do you have OWN? 398 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,520 What? 399 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,130 The Oprah Winfrey Network? 400 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:02,040 I don't know, Mia. There's, like, 700 channels. 401 00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,830 It might be in there. Hunt around. 402 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,000 Oh, wait. Never mind. 403 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,280 I just found my favorite show, 404 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:08,700 "My Children Are Schizophrenic." 405 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,600 Oh, so great. 406 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:13,240 Can you imagine you have the one kid, it's schizophrenic, 407 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,300 and then you say, well, let's roll the dice and have another kid, 408 00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:16,600 like a friend for that one, 409 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:18,880 and then that one's schizophrenic, also. 410 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,920 So they buy the apartment or the house next door-- 411 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,560 - Hey, Fran. - ...it's not a lot of money 412 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,040 with the disability and everything. 413 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,970 It is great TV. 414 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,480 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, 415 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,680 I think it's time that we get this meeting started. 416 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,810 If you could, uh, take your seats, please. 417 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,280 Yeah, we'll just hang on for a few stragglers. 418 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,040 Gonna start volunteering at the local hospital, 419 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,630 get a sensible haircut, buy a couple of vibrators. 420 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:01,640 Maybe get one of those ones with the wee dangle thing that tickles the-- 421 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,760 Amway, that's it now. I'm out. 422 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:09,100 I'm 46 next birthday, so it was gonna happen sooner or later. 423 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,410 Oh, Christ. 424 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:14,220 Look, I'm too tired to be blowin' smoke up your arsehole, 425 00:20:14,290 --> 00:20:16,920 but that is too young to be puttin' yourself out to pasture. 426 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,560 You know? I've seen you in yoga pants. 427 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,230 You still have something to offer. 428 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,880 I'm just so horny. 429 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,320 I know, honey. 430 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,990 I mean, the taste of him. 431 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,180 - It's like-- - I've gotta piss. 432 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,290 It's like-- 433 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,250 Aye. She's broken. 434 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,120 I don't think she'll ever get over this one. 435 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,230 No tincture in the land can save her now. 436 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,430 Upon reflection, though, if Fran wanted to be with that cunt, 437 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,000 I should have let her be with that cunt. 438 00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:52,260 Plus, your nose is fucked up. 439 00:20:52,340 --> 00:20:54,070 I don't care about my nose, I care about my son, 440 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,190 and I have vestigial feelings for the woman I made him with. 441 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,280 You know how being a dad is. 442 00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:00,770 Something you'll soon learn. 443 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,070 Yeah. I'm excited. 444 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,930 I've decided I'm gonna hire a couple of nannies, 445 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:08,550 and just be more of a benevolent figure in the background. 446 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,980 Like a nice guy he knows 447 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,760 but who won't shape his personality. 448 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,600 I mean, yeah, he'll have my shitty genes, 449 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,570 but nature, nurture, I mean, the jury's out. 450 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:18,560 No, the jury's in. They both matter. 451 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:25,320 I'm totally scared. 452 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,690 Well, why shouldn't you be scared? 453 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,360 Who are you that you don't need to be scared? 454 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,750 If you're alive, you should be scared sometimes. 455 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,180 The world's a fuckin' slaughterhouse. I'm scared. 456 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,240 I'm really glad I came out with you guys. 457 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,280 Tell you what, though. 458 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,480 You'll feel a love like you've never felt before. 459 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,110 Even fuck cocaine. 460 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,260 What about heroin? 461 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,920 I don't know, I've never tried heroin. 462 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,110 You've never tried heroin? 463 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,800 I'm done feeding. I'm gonna go to sleep. 464 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,060 Bye. 465 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,830 How have you never tried heroin? 466 00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,220 I thought you were from Glasgow? 467 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:22,520 Oh, fuck's sake. 468 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,600 It's gonna be all right. 469 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,360 You okay? 470 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,320 I'm grand. 471 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,500 - Hey. - Can you-- 472 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,830 Can you come and get me? 473 00:23:53,330 --> 00:23:54,840 Can you not get a taxi? 474 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,140 Wh-- Hang on a second, there's a-- 475 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,900 There's a man here who wants to have a quick word with you. 476 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,080 Hold on a second. 477 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,460 Uh, sir, your wife is very drunk, 478 00:24:02,530 --> 00:24:04,480 and we had to remove her from our establishment, 479 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,920 so now she's on the streets like rubbish, 480 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,080 so come and get your rubbish, 481 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,200 and take it home, and, you know, make love to it. 482 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,710 Okay. Tell her I'm on my way. 483 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,000 Okay. 484 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:17,560 Oh, no, wait. 485 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,810 She-- She looks like she's headed into Hernando's. 486 00:24:22,350 --> 00:24:24,490 It was brilliant. I cried a lot, 487 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,300 and then I threw up on the window, perhaps. 488 00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:28,960 Well, that's great, honey. 489 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,160 I know. 490 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,440 I cried for, like, an hour. 491 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,160 I think I was worried because I-- 492 00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:38,400 I've never lost someone I really loved before. 493 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,760 Don't ever leave me. 494 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,080 I won't. 495 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,760 Because I'm never gonna leave you. 496 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,400 And it's not even because I love you, I just-- 497 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,030 I mean, I do, but there's a working part missing now. 498 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,190 You took it out. 499 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,960 Or something and-- 500 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,840 Now I just don't work without you. 501 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,080 I'm 100 percent reliant on you. 502 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:03,720 Okay? 503 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,000 Is that sexy? 504 00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:07,800 Is that sexy? I-- I don't know, 505 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,900 but that's how I feel. 506 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,650 Do you want to put your hand up my skirt? 507 00:25:18,370 --> 00:25:19,470 Sure. 508 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,350 Come on, that's-- Get in there. 509 00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:33,280 - Listen, I need to-- - Oh, hang on. 510 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,480 'Cause I need pizza. 511 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,440 Well, Jesus, don't go in there. 512 00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:37,560 Let me make you something at home. 513 00:25:37,610 --> 00:25:39,320 No, 'cause I want something disgusting, 514 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,210 you know, with the little pepperonis 515 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,320 that are all curled up like oil cups, 516 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,520 and the oil's all, you know, yellow. 517 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,300 The oil is all yellow. 518 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,410 All right, let-- let me pull over. 519 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,550 No, it's fine. It's the light. 520 00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:51,930 For Christ's sake. 521 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,280 Jesus! Fuckin' open your eyes. 522 00:25:57,360 --> 00:25:58,880 Oh, my God! 523 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:01,590 - Open your fuckin' eyes. - Fuck. 524 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,880 Shut the fuck up! 525 00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:13,240 Give me a fuckin' second. 526 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,560 Goddamnit. 527 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,980 Oh, my God. 528 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,160 Oh, my God. Rob! 529 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,080 Rob! 530 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,240 Rob! 531 00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:38,560 What happened? 532 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,400 Are you okay? I'm gonna get help. 533 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,160 - Fuck! - Are the police coming? 534 00:26:43,510 --> 00:26:45,120 What? I don't-- I don't know. 535 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,840 An am-- I think it's an ambulance. 536 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,630 They're gonna give me a breathalyzer. 537 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,850 What? What? 538 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,060 I'm not gonna pass it. 539 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,900 What? 540 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,320 I'm sorry. 541 00:26:56,420 --> 00:27:03,310 ♪